Posts Tagged ‘Terrorism’

Cloud 9-11 Lifting?

Tuesday, May 25th, 2010

Their patriotic fervor ebbin‘,
GOP dough’s lost it’s leaven,
So screw first responders,
As senators pondered,
Seems they’re finally over nine-’leven.

Double-Dumbing Down

Thursday, May 6th, 2010

Exploded in NY? Instead it,
went bust… (still the citizens fled it).
For this I thank God,
But still I am awed,
That some Taliban would take credit.

Seriously. I mean, first of all, it doesn’t really advance your cause when you set out to blow up completely innocent people… but even so, when that attempt results in an epic display of “teh stupid,” why on earth would you want everyone to know that, yes, you were behind the idiotic failure? Terrorism only works when we respond in terror, folks. Let’s keep our wits about us.

Home Grown

Wednesday, March 24th, 2010

Amidst reports of violence and vandalism against Democratic congressmen that voted for Health Care Reform, I composed this little ditty. You do know what to call people that try to incite fear and attack political leaders, don’t you? You do know what liberal citizens would be called if they were the perpetrators?

Now daily in Washington there’re fists,
As Repubs set out to cause errors, twists…
In Health legislation.
Regarding our nation,
Does that make them better than terrorists?

Viet Dinh or Viet Cong?

Friday, February 19th, 2010

Just how unpopular are are President Barack Obama’s anti-terrorism policies with his Republican critics? Even when he’s killing terrorists they find flaws.

(from Huffpost)

In an effort to garner some press,

Former Bushie sets out to assess,

And find some big error,

How O’s fighting terror:

Just how much is too much success?

Traveler Locks Self in Plane Bathroom

Sunday, December 27th, 2009

After yesterday’s terrorism scare, wherein some angry teen tried to join the terrorist big leagues, did the airline over-react when someone with a similar background locked himself in a bathroom for an exceedingly long time? Turns out he was just sick.

All those planning on braving the rabble,
And embarking on holiday travel,
Best not visit the toilet,
Get locked in and soil it,
‘Cause Captain and Crew will unravel!

Idiot Tries to Light Plane on Fire

Saturday, December 26th, 2009

Someone purporting to be Al Qaeda tried to light a plane on fire. Given the level of his success, I highly doubt any actual connection to Al Qaeda. He sounds like an angry teenager that just wanted attention. Idiot.

I truly begin to grow tired

Of idiots posing as flyers

Claiming they are al-qaeda

When they truly are kinda

More like “liar-liars, pants on fire.”