Posts Tagged ‘Senate’

Take That!

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010

The Kentucky Senate, with authority,
Passed with much more than majority,
A bill ‘gainst Rand Paul –
That ironically called –
Out his views as part of a “minority!”

You’ll never believe this. Work… yes actual employment, has re-entered my life and quite simply got in the way of keeping on track. I realize 7 days have passed between the June 1 entry and this one for June 2. As in the past, I shall make up this gap by leaps and bounds. Thank you for your patience, humble readers.

A word about how to read my limericks: If I end a phrase with a dash (“-”) it means that the line is meant to be read as if it were attached to the next line. Normally, for instance, there is a pause between lines in a limerick. When I use a comma at the end of a line, one should allow for the rhythmic rest, as it were. With a dash, the first syllable of the next line takes the place of that rhythmic pause. Try it out with the last three lines above — don’t take a breath and don’t “rest” or pause. You’ll see that the rhythm picks up speed and drives towards the final line.

Paul-itics

Friday, May 21st, 2010

It stretches all bounds of credulity,
In fact descends into hostilities,
That “doctor” Rand Paul,
Has nerves and the gall,
T’oppose people with disabilities!

Written by the Winners?

Tuesday, May 11th, 2010

It isn’t that great of a mystery…
The things that do make Charlie Crist hurry,
To scrub his whole website,
However it ebbs, might -
This not be thought rewriting history?

Charlie Crist,

Holy Betrayal

Thursday, April 29th, 2010

After months and months of being dissed,
You can understand why Charlie Crist,
Party Base ’round the bends,
Independence befriends;
GOP sanity don’t exist!

Well, Something’s Broken

Tuesday, March 30th, 2010

I pity poor Carly Fiorina,
Not meant for the public arena,
Attempting to woo jews,
She ‘stead came off confused,
Not distinguishing bread from farina!

California Senate candidate Carly Fiorina (R) sent a letter to her supporters yesterday in honor of the first night of the Jewish holiday of Passover, which she described as a time where “we break bread and spend time with our families and friends.”

Add this to the annals of unfortunate metaphors, since Passover is actually a time when most Jews abstain from eating any bread at all.

Stunning

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

There once was a coot named Jim Bunning,

Who tried to display some choice cunning,

By blocking benefits,

To those he termed misfits,

Away from reporters he’s running!

Smart-Stein

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

Is the Public Option back from the dead? It’s hard to tell when one of the most respected and long-serving female Senators signs on… especially when she’s been center-right for a long, long time. Or does she perhaps think there’s no possible way Reid will go for this, so she’s safe supporting it in an effort to shore up her base before her next election?

You don’t have to be smart as Einstein,

To know public health is a lifeline.

After so many flops,

I’ve got to give props…

and credit to Senator Feinstein.

Bye Bye Bye

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

This one requires you to pronounce “the” the short, American way… “Thu” as opposed to “Thee.” Senator Bayh was one of those Democratic Senators “on the fence” about the public option with regards to health care, and always willing to stab his own party, and his constituents, in the back. For me, that means he will NOT be missed.

You can pity weak-kneed Evan Bayh,

Deciding he wasn’t the guy,

To be our new Chief,

Now that’s a relief,

As for me I’ll gladly say Buh-Bye.

GOP Apes

Friday, February 5th, 2010

Richard Shelby (R-AL) has put an extraordinary “blanket hold” on at least 70 nominations President Obama has sent to the Senate, according to multiple reports this evening. The hold means no nominations can move forward unless Senate Democrats can secure a 60-member cloture vote to break it, or until Shelby lifts the hold. Here’s what it looks like in limerick form:

Who went and elected these apes?

Those committing political rapes:

Holding up nominations,

Claiming “trepidations,”

When it’s really just all sour grapes.


Hypocrats

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

So for about a year now we’ve heard that it takes 60 votes to get anything done in the Senate. And amazingly enough, the Democratic 60-vote majority (that is, if you consider Joe Lieberman a Democrat) accomplished very little of anything besides losing a seat. Then some Democratic Senators took a stand against the re-confirmation of Ben Bernanke as Treasury Secretary. How does Harry Reid respond?

Allow me to judge and inform:

When talking ’bout votes for reform,

Health Care needs SIXTY,

Big Ben just FIFTY.

Looks like we’ve returned to the norm.

Republocrat or Demican?

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

President Obama seems poised, along with half of the Democratic caucus, to learn exactly the wrong lesson from the Massachusetts Senatorial election. Polling consistently shows that the public simply wants politicians that get things DONE. The Democrats won an amazing “change” election in 2008, and then proceeded to govern as if it were business as usual, kowtowing to a beaten minority in hopes of fleeting “bipartisanship,” ignoring the (actual) mandate handed to them, and botching health care reform. A majority of the public STILL wants a public option component, it’s just that Joe Lieberman doesn’t! Now, Obama is set to propose a spending freeze (something he mocked McCain for suggesting during the campaign), just as he decided he liked the idea of taxing “Cadillac” health plans (another McCain idea he once scoffed at). All of this leads me to wonder, who the hell did we elect? Is he just a people-pleasing approval-seeking nerd that craves approval from the mindless jocks? Listen, when you win an historic Presidential election, I gotta tell you, you finally ARE one of the popular kids!

Forgive me for bringing this up again,

But before he signs bills with his fountain pen,

Our prez should remember,

A year past November,

We did not elect him Republican.

Massachusetts Election Day

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

Although I’m not in the vicinity,

I have to declare my affinity:

Coakley over Brown!

Since Brown’s such a clown,

His election would dishonor Kennedy.