Topical Limerick a Day » Men

Beyond the Male…

theauthor — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 01:41:23 +0000

Man, I have fallen way behind. Can I blame the economy? I’ve been having to take every job that comes in this financial environment, and my priorities have been elsewhere. Time to catch up.

Once again I must pick up the pen,
To address something within my ken:
I myself non-oppressed,
We’d all find it best,
If we *not* start new studies of men.

God’s Chosen

theauthor — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 21:37:58 +0000

A Vatican Aide named Balducci,

All dressed-up in Prada and Gucci,

Trafficked in bribes,

And not in the scribes,

Choosing not wisdom but hoochie!

Better Late…

theauthor — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 21:23:50 +0000

It’s been too long. In celebration of Tiger Wood’s apology Friday, following today’s Tiger-themed limerick, you’ll find links to all my previous treatments of Tiger. It’s been over three months since this scandal broke… I thought rehab only lasted 28 days!

You may not find it eschatology,
At the end of a life of frivolity,
But it is behoovin‘,
As Tiger has proven,
To wrap up with public apology.

Previous Tiger Limericks:
Brit Hume Advises Tiger Woods (January 3, 2010)
Tiger Woods’s Wood (December 19th, 2009)

Tiger Woods’s Wood

theauthor — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 06:23:38 +0000

Traveled to a Midwest Christmas with the inlaws on Saturday. Throughout the airport were now obsolete Accenture ads featuring Person of the Year, Tiger Woods. I guess the global campaign to remove all the associations isn’t happening so quickly. The most apropos of these airport ads showed Woods staring into a water trap with the caption, “It’s what you do next that counts.” I snapped a pic with my cell phone which I hope to upload later. But the ad, of course, inspired this little ditty:

Good behavior is what Tiger Woods should

have done instead whatever Woods could

But if you want to know why

his life went awry

It’s because Woods was led by Woods’ wood.