Man, I have fallen way behind. Can I blame the economy? I’ve been having to take every job that comes in this financial environment, and my priorities have been elsewhere. Time to catch up.
Once again I must pick up the pen,
To address something within my ken:
I myself non-oppressed,
We’d all find it best,
If we *not* start new studies of men.
A Vatican Aide named Balducci,
All dressed-up in Prada and Gucci,
Trafficked in bribes,
And not in the scribes,
Choosing not wisdom but hoochie!
It’s been too long. In celebration of Tiger Wood’s apology Friday, following today’s Tiger-themed limerick, you’ll find links to all my previous treatments of Tiger. It’s been over three months since this scandal broke… I thought rehab only lasted 28 days!
You may not find it eschatology,
At the end of a life of frivolity,
But it is behoovin‘,
As Tiger has proven,
To wrap up with public apology.
Previous Tiger Limericks:
Brit Hume Advises Tiger Woods (January 3, 2010)
Tiger Woods’s Wood (December 19th, 2009)
Traveled to a Midwest Christmas with the inlaws on Saturday. Throughout the airport were now obsolete Accenture ads featuring Person of the Year, Tiger Woods. I guess the global campaign to remove all the associations isn’t happening so quickly. The most apropos of these airport ads showed Woods staring into a water trap with the caption, “It’s what you do next that counts.” I snapped a pic with my cell phone which I hope to upload later. But the ad, of course, inspired this little ditty:
Good behavior is what Tiger Woods should
have done instead whatever Woods could
But if you want to know why
his life went awry
It’s because Woods was led by Woods’ wood.