Traveled to a Midwest Christmas with the inlaws on Saturday. Throughout the airport were now obsolete Accenture ads featuring Person of the Year, Tiger Woods. I guess the global campaign to remove all the associations isn’t happening so quickly. The most apropos of these airport ads showed Woods staring into a water trap with the caption, “It’s what you do next that counts.” I snapped a pic with my cell phone which I hope to upload later. But the ad, of course, inspired this little ditty:
Good behavior is what Tiger Woods should
have done instead whatever Woods could
But if you want to know why
his life went awry
It’s because Woods was led by Woods’ wood.