Unlike Exxon BP folks weren’t drunk-caught.
The size of their leak still debunked lots.
But I have to proclaim,
There’s no more fitting name –
For all efforts to stop it than “junk shot.”
Posts Tagged ‘idiots’
All Comparisons Inside
Friday, May 28th, 2010Directionless
Sunday, May 23rd, 2010Like a strong punch to my solar plexus,
Felt their actions no matter how feckless,
When regards education,
It’s an aberration,
What they can call textbooks in Texas.
Paul-itics
Friday, May 21st, 2010It stretches all bounds of credulity,
In fact descends into hostilities,
That “doctor” Rand Paul,
Has nerves and the gall,
T’oppose people with disabilities!
City on a Shill
Wednesday, May 19th, 2010There are statements that never get old,
Like “The Greatest Story Ever Told,”
But this one must win it:
“One born every minute,”
Which of course means those who buy Beck’s Gold.
Saul
Tuesday, May 18th, 2010To me the thing that casts a pall,
On this primary day rather small,
Is not Arlen Specter,
That party defector,
But the fact that Kentucky chose Paul.
Repeating Itself
Wednesday, May 12th, 2010A politician name of Goehring,
Thought it funny to advocate warring,
“Thin the lib’ral herd!”
That’s exact to the word.
With his name it’s hist’ry he’s ignoring.
Double-Dumbing Down
Thursday, May 6th, 2010Exploded in NY? Instead it,
went bust… (still the citizens fled it).
For this I thank God,
But still I am awed,
That some Taliban would take credit.
Seriously. I mean, first of all, it doesn’t really advance your cause when you set out to blow up completely innocent people… but even so, when that attempt results in an epic display of “teh stupid,” why on earth would you want everyone to know that, yes, you were behind the idiotic failure? Terrorism only works when we respond in terror, folks. Let’s keep our wits about us.
Finger-Licking Good!
Wednesday, April 28th, 2010Sad she’s taking political lickin’,
Is there anyone out there more frickin’…
Insane than Sue Lowden,
Who should stop her shoutin‘,
‘Bout paying for healthcare with chicken!?!
Pi-tea Party
Sunday, April 18th, 2010To interrupt tea party revels,
Just point out that current tax levels,
Are the lowest in years,
Then confirm your fears,
As you’re labeled a spawn of the devil’s.
Pea Tarty Pole
Saturday, April 17th, 2010According to a recent poll,
A tea bagger’s ultimate goal:
Stop government waste,
Their hatred misplaced,
Since half of them live on the dole!
Sorry my postings have been a bit sporadic, lately. I’ve been traveling for my “other job,” and having to post multiple days during single sittings. Some of my state-side readers might be confused by the “dole,” but this is the English term for what US readers might call “unemployment insurance,” “welfare,” or even “social security.”
Teabag Express
Wednesday, April 14th, 2010There once was a party in Boston,
Now malignéd by modern-day dross scum,
Who, though they can yell,
Frequently can’t spell…
Can’t help but look… where is their gloss from?
Bob McDonnell
Tuesday, April 13th, 2010Twice in a week, the Republican Governor of Virginia (touted as a “new Republican” because he won back the Governor’s seat in a state Obama won) has proven himself to be more of the same, after A) proclaiming April “Confederate History Appreciation Month” but forgetting to mention that whole nasty issue of slavery, and B) imposing new, higher standards for rehabilitated felons to restore their voting rights (which disproportionately affects low-income and minority citizens).
The bigoted Gov. of Virginia,
Continues to fill me with mini-awe.
All humor aside,
He just can’t abide…
If you’ve more than an 8th of black in ya!
Dis-Spirited
Wednesday, April 7th, 2010It’s ransom paid to a contrary don,
Or at the least a very scary con;
The plan of some airlines,
To increase unfair fines,
By charging passengers to carry-on!
Greed is the Creed
Saturday, May 15th, 2010This business sure showed a devotion,
To the dollar and not to the notion,
That there should be safety,
Instead proving hasty;
I’m talking of bastards TransOcean.
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