Topical Limerick a Day » health care reform

Stuffed

theauthor — Fri, 21 May 2010 04:40:12 +0000

If there is a lone defining theme,
Of the Democrats’ bill-passing stream,
From Healthcare to Finance,
It’s more than just slim chance,
They pass over pie for the cream!

Meaning they don’t pass anything really meaningful… Mandated health insurance without an affordable public option… Financial Reform without the Volcker Amendment… How do we get corporate influence out of government?

Finger-Licking Good!

theauthor — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 02:02:36 +0000

Sad she’s taking political lickin’,
Is there anyone out there more frickin’…
Insane than Sue Lowden,
Who should stop her shoutin‘,
‘Bout paying for healthcare with chicken!?!

They’re Not Well…

theauthor — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 16:44:10 +0000

Was it merely to improve their finance or,
Does Wellpoint owe us all an answer,
For seeking out patients,
Then losing their patience,
And dropping women with breast cancer?

Contra-banned

theauthor — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 18:54:49 +0000

“Tucked into the health reform legislation is a controversial provision allowing states to expand coverage for family planning services under Medicaid without a waiver from the federal government… ‘How can you spend hundreds of millions of dollars on contraceptives? How does that stimulate the economy?’ House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) said of the provision, according to Reuters.”

Well, it’ll stimulate SOMETHING, Mr. Boner.

The G.O.P. labels extortion,
Completely way out of proportion,
Showing that they’re incensed,
And also against,
All female sex – not just abortion!

Take it on the Chin!

theauthor — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 05:56:05 +0000

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell said Friday that if Republicans gain seats in Congress this fall, opponents of the new health-reform law might be able to repeal parts of it even if the GOP lacks a majority.

But he acknowledged there is “probably not” a chance of repealing the full measure while President Barack Obama is in office.

Much to the Republicans’ chagrin,
Health care reform they find they can’t spin,
Or even repeal,
So how does it feel,
When reality finally sets in?

Home Grown

theauthor — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 05:15:45 +0000

Amidst reports of violence and vandalism against Democratic congressmen that voted for Health Care Reform, I composed this little ditty. You do know what to call people that try to incite fear and attack political leaders, don’t you? You do know what liberal citizens would be called if they were the perpetrators?

Now daily in Washington there’re fists,
As Repubs set out to cause errors, twists…
In Health legislation.
Regarding our nation,
Does that make them better than terrorists?

Time-Out

theauthor — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 20:43:41 +0000

After months of “yes,” “no,” “buts” and “maybes,”
And finding no way to allay pleas,
Health Care Reform passed,
Repubs finish last,
And now they are acting like babies.