Posts Tagged ‘Election’

Take That!

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010

The Kentucky Senate, with authority,
Passed with much more than majority,
A bill ‘gainst Rand Paul –
That ironically called –
Out his views as part of a “minority!”

You’ll never believe this. Work… yes actual employment, has re-entered my life and quite simply got in the way of keeping on track. I realize 7 days have passed between the June 1 entry and this one for June 2. As in the past, I shall make up this gap by leaps and bounds. Thank you for your patience, humble readers.

A word about how to read my limericks: If I end a phrase with a dash (“-”) it means that the line is meant to be read as if it were attached to the next line. Normally, for instance, there is a pause between lines in a limerick. When I use a comma at the end of a line, one should allow for the rhythmic rest, as it were. With a dash, the first syllable of the next line takes the place of that rhythmic pause. Try it out with the last three lines above — don’t take a breath and don’t “rest” or pause. You’ll see that the rhythm picks up speed and drives towards the final line.

Southern Drawl

Monday, May 24th, 2010

I’m implying that he’s a recidivist,
Since his views underlying will just persist,
To cast a long pall…
That’s Dr. Rand Paul,
Now endorsed by a big white supremacist!

Paul-itics

Friday, May 21st, 2010

It stretches all bounds of credulity,
In fact descends into hostilities,
That “doctor” Rand Paul,
Has nerves and the gall,
T’oppose people with disabilities!

Saul

Tuesday, May 18th, 2010

To me the thing that casts a pall,
On this primary day rather small,
Is not Arlen Specter,
That party defector,
But the fact that Kentucky chose Paul.

Repeating Itself

Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

A politician name of Goehring,
Thought it funny to advocate warring,
“Thin the lib’ral herd!”
That’s exact to the word.
With his name it’s hist’ry he’s ignoring.

Written by the Winners?

Tuesday, May 11th, 2010

It isn’t that great of a mystery…
The things that do make Charlie Crist hurry,
To scrub his whole website,
However it ebbs, might -
This not be thought rewriting history?

Charlie Crist,

Where’s the Party?

Monday, May 10th, 2010

I’m by no means a psychic projector,
But seeing woes of Arlen Specter,
The wrinkled old prune,
Chose course opportune,
Which made him a party defector!

Holy Betrayal

Thursday, April 29th, 2010

After months and months of being dissed,
You can understand why Charlie Crist,
Party Base ’round the bends,
Independence befriends;
GOP sanity don’t exist!

Despair Dis-parody

Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

In an effort to highlight disparity,
And perhaps gain a place in posterity,
A Dem Candidate,
Took his rival’s bait,
And showed that he gives more to charity!

I can’t imagine what’s going on over at Team McInnis. The public record now reflects that Hickenlooper has given almost $3 million to charity over the years and that McInnis has — what? Well, he’s claimed to be willing to match his charitable giving against that of his opponents — that’s what.

Well, Something’s Broken

Tuesday, March 30th, 2010

I pity poor Carly Fiorina,
Not meant for the public arena,
Attempting to woo jews,
She ‘stead came off confused,
Not distinguishing bread from farina!

California Senate candidate Carly Fiorina (R) sent a letter to her supporters yesterday in honor of the first night of the Jewish holiday of Passover, which she described as a time where “we break bread and spend time with our families and friends.”

Add this to the annals of unfortunate metaphors, since Passover is actually a time when most Jews abstain from eating any bread at all.

Benedict the Plumber

Monday, February 15th, 2010

There once was a plumber named Wurzelbacher,

Who, amazéd, now finds it an erstwhile shocker,

He was used by McCain,

Found no personal gain!

Seems he’s merely a nice big reversal-f*cker!

This post wins the award for most applicable categories so far. There are just so many ways to classify this news!

Congressman, Inc.

Monday, February 1st, 2010

Sorry I’m a little bit later today. You got two-for-one yesterday… give me a break! By far the most bizarre outcome from last week’s supreme court ruling is that a corporation in Maryland has not only registered to vote, but plans to run for election to congress.

I admit it, I really do think,

That our country’s been pushed to the brink,

And even that hell’s come,

When we’ll soon say welcome,

To our new serving Congressman, Inc.

Massachusetts Election Day

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

Although I’m not in the vicinity,

I have to declare my affinity:

Coakley over Brown!

Since Brown’s such a clown,

His election would dishonor Kennedy.