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		<title>Uruguay is Acting like Fauna!</title>
		<link>http://topicallimerick.com/2010/07/uruguay-is-acting-like-fauna/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 19:41:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>theauthor</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[World Cup]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Call them the &#8220;dark horse&#8221; if you wanna, As for me I am rooting for Ghana, In this conflagration, This last &#8216;frican nation&#8230; Is gonna give Uruguay trauma!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Call them the &#8220;dark horse&#8221; if you wanna,<br />
As for me I am rooting for Ghana,<br />
In this conflagration,<br />
This last &#8216;frican nation&#8230;<br />
Is gonna give Uruguay trauma!</p>
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		<title>Nothing to Sneeze At</title>
		<link>http://topicallimerick.com/2010/06/nothing-to-sneeze-at/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jun 2010 07:39:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>theauthor</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Environment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oil Spill]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Perhaps you could pass me the kleenex, But not due to my need for clean specs, They are needed for fears, And mopping up tears, Finding out we are LAST on the &#8220;greendex.&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Perhaps you could pass me the kleenex,<br />
But not due to my need for clean specs,<br />
They are needed for fears,<br />
And mopping up tears,<br />
Finding out we are LAST on the &#8220;<a href="http://environment.nationalgeographic.com/environment/greendex/">greendex</a>.&#8221; </p>
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		<title>Honesty</title>
		<link>http://topicallimerick.com/2010/06/honesty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jun 2010 07:30:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>theauthor</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Commentary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tragedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oil Spill]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I know you may find it distressing; The silence this blog&#8217;s been expressing, With the spill uncontained, Making jokes has been pained, I find it all too damn depressing.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know you may find it distressing;<br />
The silence this blog&#8217;s been expressing,<br />
With the spill uncontained,<br />
Making jokes has been pained,<br />
I find it all too damn depressing. </p>
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		<title>Blecch!</title>
		<link>http://topicallimerick.com/2010/06/blecch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 19:50:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>theauthor</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Business]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Consumer Safety]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Recall]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[How PR can become a train wreck, Now Macdonald&#8217;s can pick up the check: Instead of saying &#8220;yum&#8221; - Folks found cadmium, In glasses adornéd with Shrek.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How PR can become a train wreck,<br />
Now <a href="http://www.kansas.com/2010/06/11/1354421/how-did-cadmium-get-into-mcdonalds.html">Macdonald&#8217;s</a> can pick up the check:<br />
Instead of saying &#8220;yum&#8221; -<br />
Folks found <a href="http://learningresourcesinc.blogspot.com/2010/06/cpsia-cadmium-crisis-explained.html">cadmium</a>,<br />
In <a href="http://info.rasmas.noblis.org/?p=4010">glasses adornéd with Shrek</a>. </p>
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		<title>Frivolity</title>
		<link>http://topicallimerick.com/2010/06/frivolity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 21:41:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>theauthor</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Amusingly Strange]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hypocrisy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Craig]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A limerick for Larry Craig: The Daily Show needed to beg, To get him on air. We saw, I could swear, John Oliver pulling his&#8230; leg!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A limerick for Larry Craig:<br />
The Daily Show needed to beg,<br />
To get him on air.<br />
We saw, I could swear,<br />
<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/03/larry-craig-duped-by-the_n_598964.html">John Oliver pulling his</a>&#8230; leg!</p>
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		<title>Take That!</title>
		<link>http://topicallimerick.com/2010/06/take-that/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 21:23:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>theauthor</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Political]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Election]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[racism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Senate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tea Party]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://topicallimerick.com/?p=572</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Kentucky Senate, with authority, Passed with much more than majority, A bill &#8216;gainst Rand Paul &#8211; That ironically called &#8211; Out his views as part of a &#8220;minority!&#8221; You&#8217;ll never believe this. Work&#8230; yes actual employment, has re-entered my life and quite simply got in the way of keeping on track. I realize 7 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The <a href="http://www.kentucky.com/2010/06/02/1289101/gop-led-state-senate-rebukes-paul.html?commentSort=TimeStampAscending&#038;pageNum=3&#038;&#038;mi_pluck_action=page_nav#Comments_Container">Kentucky Senate</a>, with authority,<br />
Passed with much more than majority,<br />
A bill &#8216;gainst Rand Paul &#8211;<br />
That ironically called &#8211;<br />
Out his views as part of a &#8220;minority!&#8221;</p>
<p>You&#8217;ll never believe this. Work&#8230; yes actual employment, has re-entered my life and quite simply got in the way of keeping on track. I realize 7 days have passed between the June 1 entry and this one for June 2. As in the past, I shall make up this gap by leaps and bounds. Thank you for your patience, humble readers. </p>
<p>A word about how to read my limericks: If I end a phrase with a dash (&#8220;-&#8221;) it means that the line is meant to be read as if it were attached to the next line. Normally, for instance, there is a pause between lines in a limerick. When I use a comma at the end of a line, one should allow for the rhythmic rest, as it were. With a dash, the first syllable of the next line takes the place of that rhythmic pause. Try it out with the last three lines above &#8212; don&#8217;t take a breath and don&#8217;t &#8220;rest&#8221; or pause. You&#8217;ll see that the rhythm picks up speed and drives towards the final line. </p>
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		<title>Remember</title>
		<link>http://topicallimerick.com/2010/06/remembe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 18:34:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>theauthor</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Business]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Commentary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Environment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tragedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[BP]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://topicallimerick.com/?p=558</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Right now we are all being schooled: Government is just big oil&#8217;s tool&#8230; But let us recall, As disaster enthralls, Which party most loosened the rules!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Right now we are all being schooled:<br />
Government is just big oil&#8217;s tool&#8230;<br />
But let us recall,<br />
As <a href="http://www.seyoh.com/bp-oil-spill-live-feed-update-bp-confirm-use-of-lmrp-to-reduce-oil-leak/10943">disaster</a> enthralls,<br />
<a href="http://www.consortiumnews.com/2010/052910.html">Which party most loosened the rules</a>!</p>
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