Archive for the ‘Terrorism’ Category

Double-Dumbing Down

Thursday, May 6th, 2010

Exploded in NY? Instead it,
went bust… (still the citizens fled it).
For this I thank God,
But still I am awed,
That some Taliban would take credit.

Seriously. I mean, first of all, it doesn’t really advance your cause when you set out to blow up completely innocent people… but even so, when that attempt results in an epic display of “teh stupid,” why on earth would you want everyone to know that, yes, you were behind the idiotic failure? Terrorism only works when we respond in terror, folks. Let’s keep our wits about us.

A-Roving

Saturday, March 13th, 2010

I find Karl Rove not that mature,
In trying so hard just to court your,
Support for his notions,
Despite his devotions..
To techniques that clearly are torture.

Viet Dinh or Viet Cong?

Friday, February 19th, 2010

Just how unpopular are are President Barack Obama’s anti-terrorism policies with his Republican critics? Even when he’s killing terrorists they find flaws.

(from Huffpost)

In an effort to garner some press,

Former Bushie sets out to assess,

And find some big error,

How O’s fighting terror:

Just how much is too much success?

Over-Reaction

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

I simply don’t think we should be afraid,

Or be ready-set to go and invade

Another brown-peopled place,

When the dangers we face,

Seem to be jars of honey and Gatorade!

9/11 and Bush

Saturday, January 2nd, 2010

New 9/11 trial could put Bush, Cheney, et al on trial.

When it comes to thoughts of 9/11,

It seems all of our trust was misgiven,

To Bush and his clan,

When each, to a man,

Were caught up in a mutual sweven.

Traveler Locks Self in Plane Bathroom

Sunday, December 27th, 2009

After yesterday’s terrorism scare, wherein some angry teen tried to join the terrorist big leagues, did the airline over-react when someone with a similar background locked himself in a bathroom for an exceedingly long time? Turns out he was just sick.

All those planning on braving the rabble,
And embarking on holiday travel,
Best not visit the toilet,
Get locked in and soil it,
‘Cause Captain and Crew will unravel!

Idiot Tries to Light Plane on Fire

Saturday, December 26th, 2009

Someone purporting to be Al Qaeda tried to light a plane on fire. Given the level of his success, I highly doubt any actual connection to Al Qaeda. He sounds like an angry teenager that just wanted attention. Idiot.

I truly begin to grow tired

Of idiots posing as flyers

Claiming they are al-qaeda

When they truly are kinda

More like “liar-liars, pants on fire.”