Call them the “dark horse” if you wanna,
As for me I am rooting for Ghana,
In this conflagration,
This last ‘frican nation…
Is gonna give Uruguay trauma!
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Uruguay is Acting like Fauna!
Friday, July 2nd, 2010Seeya on the Ice!
Tuesday, February 16th, 2010Sorry, I know it’s a cliche, but watching the Men’s short program tonight on the Olympics, I just couldn’t resist.
The men of Olympic ice skating,
May surely be adept at dating,
But only each other,
Which leads me to mutter,
They aren’t that adept at mating!
Time to Man-Up
Monday, February 8th, 2010After Peyton Manning and The Colts lost the Super Bowl to the New Orleans Saints yesterday, the celebrated Quarterback walked off the field without congratulating any of the opposing team members. Somebody is a sore loser.
I don’t know if Peyton was planning,
To walk off the field not granting…
His rival a shake..
Oh for goodness’ sake,
Stop whining and get to up-Manning!
Tiger Woods’s Wood
Saturday, December 19th, 2009Traveled to a Midwest Christmas with the inlaws on Saturday. Throughout the airport were now obsolete Accenture ads featuring Person of the Year, Tiger Woods. I guess the global campaign to remove all the associations isn’t happening so quickly. The most apropos of these airport ads showed Woods staring into a water trap with the caption, “It’s what you do next that counts.” I snapped a pic with my cell phone which I hope to upload later. But the ad, of course, inspired this little ditty:
Good behavior is what Tiger Woods should
have done instead whatever Woods could
But if you want to know why
his life went awry
It’s because Woods was led by Woods’ wood.