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Is it Still Surprising?

theauthor — Tue, 04 May 2010 22:54:20 +0000

With every new twist towards theocracy,
Comes news items rife with frivolity,
Where ministers idle,
Make mere man their idol,
And get caught in pants-down hypocrisy.

Thought about using what is reproduced below as my middle couplet, but then thought above presented a more theologically-sound, bible-based and alliterative thought.

“Where Shepherds of God,
Worship the male bod…”

Double Jeopardy

theauthor — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 16:19:09 +0000

So before Benedictus was pope,
There was a priest wanted a grope!
Though children accused,
Benedictus excused:
Forgiveness? Or is he a dope?

God’s Chosen

theauthor — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 21:37:58 +0000

A Vatican Aide named Balducci,

All dressed-up in Prada and Gucci,

Trafficked in bribes,

And not in the scribes,

Choosing not wisdom but hoochie!

Robertson’s Grace

theauthor — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 10:01:59 +0000

You can leave it to good old Pat Robertson…

To make comments that plainly are quite hurtsome,

Claiming Haiti got cracked,

Due to a Satanic pact…

For a Christian he’s such a bourgeois person.

(By the way, someone actually took the time to research the history of Haiti’s so-called pact with the Devil, and found there’s no truth to it. Oh yeah, the guy doing the researching is actually an assistant Pastor – FROM Haiti.)

Brit Hume Advises Tiger Woods

theauthor — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 20:52:42 +0000

How’s this for a snap supposition?

As far as Tiger Wood’s condition…

The long-standing Buddhist

Can defeat his crude-ness

Hume suggests by becoming a Christian!