With every new twist towards theocracy,
Comes news items rife with frivolity,
Where ministers idle,
Make mere man their idol,
And get caught in pants-down hypocrisy.
Thought about using what is reproduced below as my middle couplet, but then thought above presented a more theologically-sound, bible-based and alliterative thought.
“Where Shepherds of God,
Worship the male bod…”
So before Benedictus was pope,
There was a priest wanted a grope!
Though children accused,
Benedictus excused:
Forgiveness? Or is he a dope?
A Vatican Aide named Balducci,
All dressed-up in Prada and Gucci,
Trafficked in bribes,
And not in the scribes,
Choosing not wisdom but hoochie!
You can leave it to good old Pat Robertson…
To make comments that plainly are quite hurtsome,
Claiming Haiti got cracked,
Due to a Satanic pact…
For a Christian he’s such a bourgeois person.
(By the way, someone actually took the time to research the history of Haiti’s so-called pact with the Devil, and found there’s no truth to it. Oh yeah, the guy doing the researching is actually an assistant Pastor – FROM Haiti.)
How’s this for a snap supposition?
As far as Tiger Wood’s condition…
The long-standing Buddhist
Can defeat his crude-ness