Topical Limerick a Day » Personal

More in My Pocket?

theauthor — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 06:23:06 +0000

I find that it f*cks with my cravings,
And I quickly end up spouting ravings,
Regarding “spring forward,”
I feel un-moored,
And hate this thing called “daylight SAVINGS.”

I Hate my Bank

theauthor — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 02:29:04 +0000

Credit card phone activation,

Can lead to some bad perturbation,

One can’t get off the phone,

Sans giving all you own!

How dare they call this innovation!

We can only hope…

theauthor — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 07:34:43 +0000

I’m sorry to post this so late,

But for rhymes there are times you must wait,

As your erstwhile author,

Regarding the offer,

Unemployment begins to abate!

Valentine

theauthor — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 22:55:58 +0000

Consider it more than a gallant sign,

Sweeter than taste of a clementine,

To receive a gift,

That gives you a lift,

In the form of your beloved’s valentine.

Doctor’s Visit

theauthor — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 07:20:40 +0000

I went to the physician’s office,

I was having much more than a cough, thus…

I waited two hours!

So much for Doc’s powers…

I think they’re all trying to “off” us.

Guess Where I am Today?

theauthor — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 08:02:18 +0000

Don’t think I’m alone in having this attitude… I’m sorry to all the civil servants out there. But I’m unemployed, and there are better ways I could be spending my time.

I don’t mean to come ‘cross as snooty,

But there’s no reward, money, or booty,

In being upright,

Doing what’s “right,”

And showing up for jury duty.

Inspiration

theauthor — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 06:16:33 +0000

Ho hum… couldn’t find anything truly interesting to write about today. So, write what you know:

There are days when I simply get tired,

As I search for topics and get mired…

In stories so dull,

They thicken my skull…

It’s impossible to be inspired.