Credit card phone activation,
Can lead to some bad perturbation,
One can’t get off the phone,
Sans giving all you own!
How dare they call this innovation!
Archive for the ‘Personal’ Category
I Hate my Bank
Monday, March 1st, 2010We can only hope…
Monday, February 22nd, 2010I’m sorry to post this so late,
But for rhymes there are times you must wait,
As your erstwhile author,
Regarding the offer,
Unemployment begins to abate!
Valentine
Sunday, February 14th, 2010Consider it more than a gallant sign,
Sweeter than taste of a clementine,
To receive a gift,
That gives you a lift,
In the form of your beloved’s valentine.
Doctor’s Visit
Friday, February 12th, 2010I went to the physician’s office,
I was having much more than a cough, thus…
I waited two hours!
So much for Doc’s powers…
I think they’re all trying to “off” us.
Guess Where I am Today?
Wednesday, February 10th, 2010Don’t think I’m alone in having this attitude… I’m sorry to all the civil servants out there. But I’m unemployed, and there are better ways I could be spending my time.
I don’t mean to come ‘cross as snooty,
But there’s no reward, money, or booty,
In being upright,
Doing what’s “right,”
And showing up for jury duty.
Inspiration
Tuesday, February 9th, 2010Ho hum… couldn’t find anything truly interesting to write about today. So, write what you know:
There are days when I simply get tired,
As I search for topics and get mired…
In stories so dull,
They thicken my skull…
It’s impossible to be inspired.
The Flu
Wednesday, January 6th, 2010I have frequently found it so true
That once you come down with the flu
Bosses can get pedantic
and come to you, frantic -
- ly giving you much more to do!
More in My Pocket?
Sunday, March 14th, 2010I find that it f*cks with my cravings,
And I quickly end up spouting ravings,
Regarding “spring forward,”
I feel un-moored,
And hate this thing called “daylight SAVINGS.”
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