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Uruguay is Acting like Fauna!

theauthor — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 19:41:18 +0000

Call them the “dark horse” if you wanna,
As for me I am rooting for Ghana,
In this conflagration,
This last ‘frican nation…
Is gonna give Uruguay trauma!

Blecch!

theauthor — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 19:50:17 +0000

How PR can become a train wreck,
Now Macdonald’s can pick up the check:
Instead of saying “yum” -
Folks found cadmium,
In glasses adornéd with Shrek.

Frivolity

theauthor — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 21:41:36 +0000

A limerick for Larry Craig:
The Daily Show needed to beg,
To get him on air.
We saw, I could swear,
John Oliver pulling his… leg!

Fluff

theauthor — Sun, 30 May 2010 18:36:38 +0000

I find it much more than a pity,
And truly not very much witty,
But I report with glee:
Reviewers agree:
Sex should have stayed right in the city!

City on a Shill

theauthor — Thu, 20 May 2010 03:55:07 +0000

There are statements that never get old,
Like “The Greatest Story Ever Told,”
But this one must win it:
“One born every minute,”
Which of course means those who buy Beck’s Gold.

Adrift in the Private Sea

theauthor — Sun, 16 May 2010 07:35:22 +0000

If any should wear a disgraced look,
I nominate gladly this ace crook:
Nixing your concerns,
For profit returns;
I mean the CEO of Facebook.

Fix your Facebook Profile in 2 Minutes

Mane-lining Our Oil Addiction

theauthor — Mon, 03 May 2010 19:45:21 +0000

For so long I’ve been saying prayers,
About oil-leaking affairs,
But the head of BP,
As seen on TV,
Appears to be just splitting hairs.