Archive for the ‘Entertainment’ Category

Uruguay is Acting like Fauna!

Friday, July 2nd, 2010

Call them the “dark horse” if you wanna,
As for me I am rooting for Ghana,
In this conflagration,
This last ‘frican nation…
Is gonna give Uruguay trauma!

Blecch!

Friday, June 4th, 2010

How PR can become a train wreck,
Now Macdonald’s can pick up the check:
Instead of saying “yum” -
Folks found cadmium,
In glasses adornéd with Shrek.

Frivolity

Thursday, June 3rd, 2010

A limerick for Larry Craig:
The Daily Show needed to beg,
To get him on air.
We saw, I could swear,
John Oliver pulling his… leg!

Fluff

Sunday, May 30th, 2010

I find it much more than a pity,
And truly not very much witty,
But I report with glee:
Reviewers agree:
Sex should have stayed right in the city!

City on a Shill

Wednesday, May 19th, 2010

There are statements that never get old,
Like “The Greatest Story Ever Told,”
But this one must win it:
“One born every minute,”
Which of course means those who buy Beck’s Gold.

Adrift in the Private Sea

Sunday, May 16th, 2010

If any should wear a disgraced look,
I nominate gladly this ace crook:
Nixing your concerns,
For profit returns;
I mean the CEO of Facebook.

Fix your Facebook Profile in 2 Minutes

Mane-lining Our Oil Addiction

Monday, May 3rd, 2010

For so long I’ve been saying prayers,
About oil-leaking affairs,
But the head of BP,
As seen on TV,
Appears to be just splitting hairs.

Glen Yellin’

Friday, April 30th, 2010

I’ll gladly attempt to be frank,
Could you tell me just who I can thank,
And together we’ll cheer,
For it now appears,
Glen Beck’s ratings are down in the tank!

Beyond the Male…

Sunday, April 25th, 2010

Man, I have fallen way behind. Can I blame the economy? I’ve been having to take every job that comes in this financial environment, and my priorities have been elsewhere. Time to catch up.

Once again I must pick up the pen,
To address something within my ken:
I myself non-oppressed,
We’d all find it best,
If we *not* start new studies of men.

A Different Drummer

Tuesday, April 20th, 2010

Consider while visiting bars,
Perhaps over drinks and cigars,
That mother of eight,
Whom we know as Kate.
Of those dancing, are any true stars?

Rush Week

Friday, April 2nd, 2010

You’ll recall that I previously rhymed about Rush Limbaugh’s pledge to move to Costa Rica (where they have socialized medicine) if healthcare reform passed.

A man of considerable heft gets…
To make what’s a not very deft bet,
Which as soon as he loses,
He’s full of excuses!
So why hasn’t Rush packed and left yet?

Oy McVeigh

Thursday, April 1st, 2010

Consider if you will, Sean Hannity,
Who, in a moment of vanity,
Encouraged some terror,
Now is that an error,
Or evidence of his insanity?

HANNITY: When you think about the vast majorities that they have in Congress and they had to bribe, backroom deals, corruption, that’s all because the tea party movement, the people — all these Tim McVeigh wannabes here.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

Speechless

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

The tea-bagger movement has purity,
Saying “Get rid of social security!”
It’s that kind of smarts,
Stirs patriot hearts,
And guarantees future obscurity.

Don’t Waste Your Food

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

Today Oprah gave us the scoop,

And I’ll gladly keep you in the loop,

About a new diet:

The perk, if you try it,

Is frankly, how easy you’ll poop!