Call them the “dark horse” if you wanna,
As for me I am rooting for Ghana,
In this conflagration,
This last ‘frican nation…
Is gonna give Uruguay trauma!
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Uruguay is Acting like Fauna!
Friday, July 2nd, 2010Blecch!
Friday, June 4th, 2010How PR can become a train wreck,
Now Macdonald’s can pick up the check:
Instead of saying “yum” -
Folks found cadmium,
In glasses adornéd with Shrek.
Frivolity
Thursday, June 3rd, 2010A limerick for Larry Craig:
The Daily Show needed to beg,
To get him on air.
We saw, I could swear,
John Oliver pulling his… leg!
Fluff
Sunday, May 30th, 2010City on a Shill
Wednesday, May 19th, 2010There are statements that never get old,
Like “The Greatest Story Ever Told,”
But this one must win it:
“One born every minute,”
Which of course means those who buy Beck’s Gold.
Adrift in the Private Sea
Sunday, May 16th, 2010If any should wear a disgraced look,
I nominate gladly this ace crook:
Nixing your concerns,
For profit returns;
I mean the CEO of Facebook.
Mane-lining Our Oil Addiction
Monday, May 3rd, 2010For so long I’ve been saying prayers,
About oil-leaking affairs,
But the head of BP,
As seen on TV,
Appears to be just splitting hairs.
Glen Yellin’
Friday, April 30th, 2010Beyond the Male…
Sunday, April 25th, 2010Man, I have fallen way behind. Can I blame the economy? I’ve been having to take every job that comes in this financial environment, and my priorities have been elsewhere. Time to catch up.
Once again I must pick up the pen,
To address something within my ken:
I myself non-oppressed,
We’d all find it best,
If we *not* start new studies of men.
Rush Week
Friday, April 2nd, 2010You’ll recall that I previously rhymed about Rush Limbaugh’s pledge to move to Costa Rica (where they have socialized medicine) if healthcare reform passed.
A man of considerable heft gets…
To make what’s a not very deft bet,
Which as soon as he loses,
He’s full of excuses!
So why hasn’t Rush packed and left yet?
Oy McVeigh
Thursday, April 1st, 2010Consider if you will, Sean Hannity,
Who, in a moment of vanity,
Encouraged some terror,
Now is that an error,
Or evidence of his insanity?
HANNITY: When you think about the vast majorities that they have in Congress and they had to bribe, backroom deals, corruption, that’s all because the tea party movement, the people — all these Tim McVeigh wannabes here.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
Speechless
Wednesday, March 31st, 2010The tea-bagger movement has purity,
Saying “Get rid of social security!”
It’s that kind of smarts,
Stirs patriot hearts,
And guarantees future obscurity.
Don’t Waste Your Food
Thursday, March 11th, 2010Today Oprah gave us the scoop,
And I’ll gladly keep you in the loop,
About a new diet:
The perk, if you try it,
Is frankly, how easy you’ll poop!
A Different Drummer
Tuesday, April 20th, 2010Consider while visiting bars,
Perhaps over drinks and cigars,
That mother of eight,
Whom we know as Kate.
Of those dancing, are any true stars?
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