Archive for the ‘Confession’ Category

Captured by the Game

Monday, March 15th, 2010

There once was a girl, Rielle Hunter
And many who’d like to confront her,
But now she’s made known:
Feels no need to atone!
Bet John Edwards wishes he could blunt her.

The Best Part

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

Last week Cheney suffered a bad one,

First his speech at CPAC was a tad shunned,

Then it came to his heart,

Which, attacked, made me start,

For who knew that he even still had one!

“I was a big supporter of waterboarding.” – Dick Cheney, ABC’s This Week, 2/14/10. Did you know that Ronald Reagan’s White House criminally prosecuted an American citizen for torture, because that citizen water-boarded? Google it.

Better Late…

Sunday, February 21st, 2010

It’s been too long. In celebration of Tiger Wood’s apology Friday, following today’s Tiger-themed limerick, you’ll find links to all my previous treatments of Tiger. It’s been over three months since this scandal broke… I thought rehab only lasted 28 days!

You may not find it eschatology,
At the end of a life of frivolity,
But it is behoovin‘,
As Tiger has proven,
To wrap up with public apology.

Previous Tiger Limericks:
Brit Hume Advises Tiger Woods (January 3, 2010)
Tiger Woods’s Wood (December 19th, 2009)

Guess Where I am Today?

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

Don’t think I’m alone in having this attitude… I’m sorry to all the civil servants out there. But I’m unemployed, and there are better ways I could be spending my time.

I don’t mean to come ‘cross as snooty,

But there’s no reward, money, or booty,

In being upright,

Doing what’s “right,”

And showing up for jury duty.

Inspiration

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

Ho hum… couldn’t find anything truly interesting to write about today. So, write what you know:

There are days when I simply get tired,

As I search for topics and get mired…

In stories so dull,

They thicken my skull…

It’s impossible to be inspired.

Ugly

Friday, January 29th, 2010

As for me, I’ll get out the confetti,

Not caring if you think I’m petty.

I never watched it,

Ms. Hayek’s botched hit…

So I say “goodbye, Ugly Betty!”

The Flu

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

I have frequently found it so true

That once you come down with the flu

Bosses can get pedantic

and come to you, frantic -

- ly giving you much more to do!

Alright, so I’ve missed a few days…

Friday, January 1st, 2010

… perhaps it’s due to the lack of feedback?

To all of those reading these works:

I’d consider it one of the perks

If you just said “hello,”

In the text box below,

And stopped being someone that lurks