Archive for the ‘Business’ Category

BFFs

Friday, April 23rd, 2010

The world’s big economy tanks,
The opposition party wanks,
With their lobbyist chums,
While we all eat crumbs,
It’s time that we broke up the banks!

They’re Not Well…

Thursday, April 22nd, 2010

Was it merely to improve their finance or,
Does Wellpoint owe us all an answer,
For seeking out patients,
Then losing their patience,
And dropping women with breast cancer?

Greek Goddess of Victory

Friday, April 9th, 2010

Tiger Woods did a new spot for Nike,
Which does kind of baffle the psyche,
To the parody versions,
Which reveal perversions,
I have nothing to say but, “me likey!”

Dis-Spirited

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

It’s ransom paid to a contrary don,
Or at the least a very scary con;
The plan of some airlines,
To increase unfair fines,
By charging passengers to carry-on!

Volkin’ Right.

Saturday, March 27th, 2010

To put the wind back in our sail,
Congress continues to bail,
Water out from our hull,
The question I mull,
Is the U.S.A. too big to fail?

I Hate my Bank

Monday, March 1st, 2010

Credit card phone activation,

Can lead to some bad perturbation,

One can’t get off the phone,

Sans giving all you own!

How dare they call this innovation!

Grow up.

Sunday, February 28th, 2010

Top-ten most downloaded songs on iTunes,

Makes me feel I’ve joined the ranks of old prunes,

Of them all I own one!

Does that make me a nun?

Or just someone who’d rather play spoons?

Patriotic Anthem

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

Anthem Blue Cross, a subsidiary of Wellpoint, recently announced that they were raising rates for individual health insurance policy holders in California by 39%, and similar double-digit rate increases in 11 other states. This despite the fact that the company spent $27 million dollars on Executive retreats in 2008, and made over $4 billion profit in 2009. Is there really any question anymore that we need a public option to compete with these thieves and rapists and truly bring costs down? Please call your Senator and ask them to support the public option. Today’s limerick:

When asked, the C.E.O. of Anthem,

Why her rates had such need to expand some,

Could not come to admit,

Her percentage gambit

Is less like a fee than a ransom!

Valentine Lament

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

Went online to go order some flowers,

Leaving me with a taste of the sours.

The cost of the shipping,

Was more than the snippings!

To explain my disdain won’t take hours!

No… it’ll only take as long as a limerick lasts… which is longer than Twitter allows, but still short enough to enjoy daily!

A Big One

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

As for stocks you’ll find I’m not an owner.

There’s a “John” watching out for a donor:

He is playing the game,

Living up to his name:

It’s Minority Leader John “Boehner!”

I know, it’s pronounced “Bay-nur.” Not the way I read it. He probably had to constantly repeat “Bay-nur” over an over to stop being teased by the bullies in elementary school. Perhaps that’s why he always looks so sad.

Thank the Supreme Court for this new interest in corporate money. At least the bloodsuckers are being honest and over-the-table about it now.

The Crooked Cook

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010

It’s been brought to attention that Sarah Palin’s Political Action Committee spent over $60,000 on copies of her own book. In England in the sixties, music producers knew that only 10 record shops in London were responsible for reporting sales to the charts, and would buy up their own records from those shops in order to create publicity. It was cheaper than actually, you know, hiring a publicist.

It’s sure to bring her second looks,

And perhaps accusations of “crooks,”

With new revelations,

And fresh allegations,

That Sarah’s been cooking her books!

Congressman, Inc.

Monday, February 1st, 2010

Sorry I’m a little bit later today. You got two-for-one yesterday… give me a break! By far the most bizarre outcome from last week’s supreme court ruling is that a corporation in Maryland has not only registered to vote, but plans to run for election to congress.

I admit it, I really do think,

That our country’s been pushed to the brink,

And even that hell’s come,

When we’ll soon say welcome,

To our new serving Congressman, Inc.

Double-Whammy!

Sunday, January 31st, 2010

This story in today’s Huffington Post just had me inspired. Leading to the following, first-on-this-blog double-limerick commentary.

Forgive me for holding a pure grudge,

But I’d like to give more than a sure nudge,

To this corporation,

Still screwing our nation,

By walking away from its mortgage.

Whereas you or I not making payments,

Makes them see all of us as mere claimants…

Against all of those,

Who’d gladly take clothes,

And leave us with barrels for raiments.

Human Holiday?

Monday, January 25th, 2010

When it comes down to being a reformer,

This hotel chain is quite the performer,

But what kind of ending

Does one get from spending

The night with a human bed warmer?