Topical Limerick a Day » Amusingly Strange

Frivolity

theauthor — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 21:41:36 +0000

A limerick for Larry Craig:
The Daily Show needed to beg,
To get him on air.
We saw, I could swear,
John Oliver pulling his… leg!

Finger-Licking Good!

theauthor — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 02:02:36 +0000

Sad she’s taking political lickin’,
Is there anyone out there more frickin’…
Insane than Sue Lowden,
Who should stop her shoutin‘,
‘Bout paying for healthcare with chicken!?!

Pea Tarty Pole

theauthor — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 15:43:46 +0000

According to a recent poll,
A tea bagger’s ultimate goal:
Stop government waste,
Their hatred misplaced,
Since half of them live on the dole!

Sorry my postings have been a bit sporadic, lately. I’ve been traveling for my “other job,” and having to post multiple days during single sittings. Some of my state-side readers might be confused by the “dole,” but this is the English term for what US readers might call “unemployment insurance,” “welfare,” or even “social security.”

Captured by the Game

theauthor — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 06:46:43 +0000

There once was a girl, Rielle Hunter…
And many who’d like to confront her,
But now she’s made known:
Feels no need to atone!
Bet John Edwards wishes he could blunt her.

Strong Packaging

theauthor — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 06:05:14 +0000

Amidst the legislative wreckage,
A new thought begins to gain trackage,
True to their form,
Repubs won’t pass reform,
Since they’re ‘fraid of our President’s Package.

Don’t Waste Your Food

theauthor — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 05:31:32 +0000

Today Oprah gave us the scoop,

And I’ll gladly keep you in the loop,

About a new diet:

The perk, if you try it,

Is frankly, how easy you’ll poop!

Big Sausage

theauthor — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 06:21:08 +0000

What could be more bizarre than the recent behavior of retiring Representative Eric Massa, charged of sexually harassing an aide at a New Year’s Eve party, resigning (but *not* for *that*), then claiming it was all a set-up because he is the deciding vote on health care reform… then finding a fan in Glenn Beck? What a… sausage. Still, in some cases, he might be right.

A Congressman named Eric Massa,

Lost more than a small bit of class-a:

Turning ethics to dust,

Is healthcare now bust?

Among Dems there’s no bigger kielbasa!